Dick rating is maybe the easiest way to make money in this business. It’s paid less than camming but asks for much less effort and time. Actually, it goes hand in hand with webcam modeling, it is a safe way to bond your customers to you.
In this article, you will learn what cock rating is, how to write a good dick review, and how to make money from it.
Dick rating in a nutshell
A dick rating is when a man sends you some pictures or videos of his cock, and after examining it, you respond with your thoughts, observations, feelings, critique, and rate it.
Why do men like to get a cock rating?
There are various reasons why men want this. It can be a kink or reassurance, maybe just want you to show their cocks, or want to connect to you, or something else.
You must guess the reason for every request because according to it you will do a different style of rating. If you’re not sure, it’s better to directly ask than to send the wrong type of dick rating.
The process of dick rating explained
- A client approaches you for cock rating. It can happen on the platform you’re working on as a model, or via chat or the like.
- You confirm you offer that service, ask for the type of review (written, audio, video…), any specific wishes, and tell your price.
- During this conversation, you should learn what “genre” of dick rating the customer wants (honest, flattery, or humiliation). If you are not sure you must ask, or your customer will be unsatisfied with the result no matter how much time and effort you put in his cock review.
- Take the payment. It can be a direct payment, or tipping on your camming platform, or something else. If it’s not your long-term customer and recurring spender, he might just ignore your request for the payment after you deliver your review. So, first the payment, then the rating.
- The client shares his dick pics or video.
- You write or record your review, and then share it with the customer.
- You delete pics and videos you received, except if the customer explicitly requested not to do it. The customer’s privacy is part of your service.
Styles of dick reviewing
People ask for cock rating services for different reasons, so there are several styles (or genres) of rating. To give the customer what they want and pay for, you must know what his needs are.
Flattery review (Penis Worship)
He wants you to praise his dick!
You will look at the pictures and videos, and then try to find the best that can be said about that dick. Exaggerate, imagine, and use superlatives.
Act like you’ve never seen anything even close to it, make him believe you are so impressed that you want to take it in your hands or jump on it right now.
Some flattering phrases you can use:
- Your dick is so majestic I cannot believe it
- The veins on your penis are driving me crazy. Mind if I touch them with my tongue?
- Your dick is something I would like to ride again and again
- What a massive dick you have been hiding under your pants.
Honest review
Your client believes you’ve seen a lot of cocks and wants you to compare him with the rest. They want a realistic dick review, but be careful – it must be more positive than negative.
So, no exaggerations, no superlatives, but still your job is to boost his ego. Try to find what is specific for his penis, and concentrate on that. For example, if it’s big your job is easy, but if it’s a smaller one, you might compliment the veins or the head.
So, don’t outright lie, you shouldn’t sound fake but also don’t be too critical.
Humiliation (SPH)
Some people want Small Penis Humiliation (SPH). They want to be degraded, so you laugh at their cock, embarrass them, mock them, and call them pathetic – bully them. It is their kink, and it often overlaps with Findom (financial domination) – you can use it if you know how 🙂
So be bold, bitchy, fully enter that role. These words and phrases might help:
- Disgusting
- Tiny
- Worthless
- Ugly
- Even if it is the last dick on the planet, I would not ride
- Your dick looks like a baby carrot/baby dick
- It seems like you haven’t gone through puberty.
Different types of dick reviews
Your review can be written (chat, email…), audio (call or recorded), or video (live or recorded). Every type (or format) asks for a different amount of effort and time, but the price also rises steeply.
Written ratings
This is the easiest type to do, and takes the least time, but it’s also the cheapest one. You can do it from virtually anywhere, anytime, using just your smartphone. Of course, doing it on the computer gives much better results.
In the simplest case, it can be 2 to 3 paragraphs of text. If you’re selling for a higher price you must deliver quality, including longer text.
Any decent level of English is good enough, but you can always check the grammar with free online tools.
Audio ratings
First, write the review, then record yourself reading it (or read it during the call). Several minutes are usually enough.
Men like to hear your voice, it’s more sexy, and they are ready to pay for it.
In this case, your English must be good enough for the customer to understand you, basic English is not enough.
Try to use your sexy, ASMR voice. Say their name, and when needed add a moan.
If it’s a live call, the customer might try to turn it into a conversation and move to other subjects. If you’re being paid by minute it’s OK, more money for you. But if you’re being paid just for a dick rating, put the conversation back on the rails and keep reading your review.
Audio format brings less money than the video format but asks for almost the same amount of effort and time. But if you want to stay anonymous or you are camera-shy, this is the way to go.
Video ratings
This format brings the most money! Several minutes are enough, the longer you make the better.
It’s similar to the audio type: write the review, and then record yourself reading it. Read it in a way that’s not obvious, like keeping the paper just above and behind the camera, so you can watch at camera all the time.
For every extra thing you add to your video dick rating, you can ask for more money. For example, it can be a sexy dress, lingerie, topless, full nudity, masturbation… Ask the customer what he wants, and if you’re OK with it, tell him the price.
If you are a webcam model, this is the best type of cock rating for you.
How to make a good cock rating
No, you cannot make a template and use it again and again. It looks like a good idea, but it isn’t. You might get away with it for some time, but sooner or later all potential customers will learn you’re selling a low-quality product, and that’s the end.
First carefully look at pictures, or watch the video. Try to find what’s specific about that particular dick. When you start writing your cock review, be sure to mention those details that make that dick unique. Also, if it’s a written review, include the dick picture. That way the customer will know you really took a look, not just replied with a template.
Of course, if he wrote his name, use it from time to time.
So, start with that specific cock description. Write about length, girth, grooming, curve, balls, shape of the head, veins, birthmarks… Rate all of them (out-of-ten).
Now use your imagination and write about your desire for that cock, to touch it, feel it inside. Be creative.
Don’t allow your review to look general, the customer wants a personal experience and he’s paying for it. Looking from time to time at the dick’s picture, and remembering what makes it unique, helps to do a quality job.
Finish with the final mark, all-over dick rate (1-10).
At the very end, don’t forget to remind the customer about your other services, be it camming, sex chat, or JOI (Jerk Off Instructions).
What to pay attention to when rating a dick
When you take a look at a dick, pay attention (and later write about) its length, girth (circumference, thickness), angle of erection, hardness (is erection full or not), shape, grooming, and hygiene (shaved, clean, and dry), curve, veins, balls, symmetry, proportion, any unique features (ie birthmarks), color.
The more relevant details you put in, the better.
Examples of dick rating
SPH review examples
Hi, baby dick, Your worthless, disgusting penis is not even the size of my toe. Do you even think it can get inside my pussy?
The hair on your penis is so disgusting that I am afraid I would puke on it.
Your micropenis is so tiny that I need a microscope to see it.
Honest Review Examples
Hello, sexy. The first thing that caught my eye is the grooming of your cock. It is so well-shaved that I can not stop myself from licking it with my tongue.
The length and girth of your cock are just ideal. And look at that mole on top, I can not take my gaze away.
Overall 8.5/10. Your dick is long and thick enough to fill and satisfy pussy holes. I added extra points for high-quality pictures.
Flattering Review Examples
What a thing of beauty your penis is! Can I touch it to see if it’s real?
The super sexy veins on your cock are driving me crazy.
I would like to ride your majestic cock 24/7.
What other creators and models tell about cock rating
I send them an explicit description of what I like about their penis and “ what I’d do to it” + a final out of 10 rating and that’s it.
$5 for just a number rating with no details, $10 for a short paragraph, $15 for a lengthy paragraph (probably around 12-ish lines), $20 for video or audio (in this I say the person’s name at the beginning and they usually run about 2min long. For the video, if they want nudity it’s $25
i offer a text rate or a video rate(in lingerie)
so to start off with I asked the customer if they want their rating to be honest brutally honest or humiliating usually when people choose honest they want you to be honest but also kind of fluff it up a bit and make them feel better ego boost you know.
I also ask them what name or nickname they want me to use in the video and I know a lot of creators charge to say their name but it’s really quick and easy and it’s just a security for them that this video really is made just for them so I include it.
after I say like hi Matthew or whatever their name is I start at the base so if they have pubic hair I’ll make a comment on that or verbally notice that they remove it. here if they have pubic hair it’s one of my personal preferences so I’ll say that like oh I see that you don’t remove your hair I actually really like that that’s bonus points with me I think it’s really hot something along those lines. or if they remove the hair I’ll say something like oh I like the clean shaven like it really suits you.
then I sort of move onto the shaft area so here I’ll point out things like if they have really prominent veins and that I really like veiny shafts. I honestly don’t spend a whole lot of time here specifically
and then I’ll make a comment or two about that it is it more like a mushroom head type thing is it a different color things like that.
to end I actually point out things that are not specifically about the dick. so there’s been times where I noticed the size comparison between like their hand in their dick and make a comment about that how it like makes it look bigger or something like that. sometimes if I can see their hands and they have like veins in their hands I’ll say something about that because I really like it. or also just general things about the photo like one time I had someone send a picture that they clearly took at work and so I was like oh I can tell you took this while you were working and that’s like really hot to me it’s so like naughty.
and then finally I end with a number rating my tip to you is don’t give a 10. for some reason people think that when you give it 10 year like lying to them because they paid you and they don’t feel like you’re being honest. so if I want to give some thing at 10 I’ll give it like a 9.5 or something like that and that seems to be more well received in my experiences.
Typically, I do like a first impression at the start (they seem to like that), then I say what I think of the size, length and girth, what the head looks like, comment on the balls if I can see them, how they keep their hair trimmed. And just anything else you can think of! I like big veins so if they have that I’ll mention them lol. Stuff like that. Usually throw in a little bit about what I’d do with the dick, if I would like sucking it, would it feel good in me, that sort of thing. Keep it all pretty brief though. Mine are usually 1-2 mins long depending on what I have to say.
Making money from dick rating
You can make nice money this way, but if you’re a camgirl this is not just extra money, one more and unrelated service that brings money. You can use it to get more money from your regular customers and bond them to you, or to find new customers for your cam show.
So, get the best of it by combining cock reviews with your other services.
How much can you charge for a cock rating?
The money you can make depends on the type of review (written ones are the cheapest), the quality of your work, how many customers you have, and where you find them.
Written ratings
You can get $5-$20 for it. It depends on how much effort you put into it, and if the customer wants a cheap one or a quality dick rating.
For the cheapest one, you can do it from your mobile phone.
To get more money, first, you must find the customer willing to pay for it. Then you must make a quality review, and put your heart and soul into it.
Audio ratings
For audio reviews ask between $15-$30. Again, it depends on what your customer wants, the longer it is the more effort you put in, so the price is higher.
Video ratings
This is where the real money is. With prices starting at $25 and going to $50 and more, this is for sure worth your time and effort. You can also form the price by asking for $10-$15 per minute.
You can form your price according to video length, genre, are you just reading the review or “acting”, and of course, how you are dressed.
It starts with a sexy dress or lingerie. You can stop there, or you can go further and include striptease, topless, full nudity, or masturbation. It depends on what you are ready to do, and what the customer wants and is willing to pay for.
How to find dick rating customers
If you are working on some webcam modeling platform, that’s the place to start. Put your offer on your page, and advertise it to your customers. Include a “demo” in your show.
The next step asks for more time and effort: social media. Check Twitter and Reddit for hashtags dickrating, cockrating, dickrates, cockrates, dickreview, cockreview, and the like. Find the people and groups, contact them directly or engage in discussion, and offer your service.
Platforms where you can offer cock rating service
It can be whatever platform you are using right now for camming. Or OnlyFans or some of its copies.
And now there are also specialized sites for connecting you with your potential customers. Search for them and you’ll easily find them. Check several of them before making your decision, or register on all of them and test them, see how they work, do they suit you, which one brings more money – and then choose.